My favorite marketing teacher, the illustrious Dan Kennedy, has an amazing quote:
“If it’s past noon and you haven’t pissed anyone off, you probably aren’t making any money.”
I haven’t pissed anyone off today. At least, I don’t think I have.
It’s way past noon.
Maybe this email that has absolutely nothing in it will do the trick.
I don’t have time right now to be a genius, but I can’t break my streak on the 64th day.
Besides, there’s no way you’ve read everything I’ve written over the last couple of months.
Pick something from the archive.
I have to finish emptying my place and packing so I can get the hell out of town tomorrow.
Daddy will be back soon with more tasty treats for you.
I’m pretty sure I read all of them 😄
When in doubt give me a good quote and I’m happy.